Ted Cruz’s College Roommate Outs Him On Body Odor, Laziness, Creeping On Women

Ted Cruz's college roommate is not a fan.

We’ve all done stupid things as teenagers and young adults. College is meant to be the years for higher education and mistakes you’d rather not remember. However, if you’re Ted Cruz and you’re running for president, you may need to pay off your old college roommates to keep them quiet. Like this guy.

Successful screenwriter Craig Mazin attended Princeton and was actually roommates with good ‘ole Teddy. At their first meeting, Mazin noted Cruz was carrying a book titled Was Karl Marx a Satanist?


Another former schoolmate, Erik Leitch noted Cruz was someone who loved to argue just for the sake of arguing.

“The only point of Ted talking to you was to convince you of the rightness of his views.”


Oh, that doesn’t end there.

Several other former classmates used the following words to describe Ted.

Traits Of A Republican Presidential Candidate

  • Abrasive
  • Intense
  • Strident
  • Crank
  • Arrogant

Even better? Four individuals used the word “creepy” to describe him and did so independent of each other. Apparently along with creeping on girls, Ted had a bad taste in clothing as he would wear a paisley bathrobe while stalking the girls’ end of the college dorm.


“I would end up fielding the [girls’] complaints: ‘Could you please keep your roommate out of our hallway?’”

Well, there went my deep affection for Very Bradley paisley purses. Thanks a lot, Rafael Eduardo Cruz.

And he was lazy.


What’s worse than Ted Cruz in a paisley robe and nothing else on underneath? Ted Cruz in a paisley robe with nothing else on underneath that STINKS. Apparently, he had a hygiene issue.


This is all fine and good. We all make stupid mistakes as young adults figuring out life. We are supposed to grow up. So, does Mazin believe Cruz has changed from their college days? I mean it’s possible, right?

That would be a big ‘ole nope.

Hopefully, Cruz isn’t counting on Mazin’s vote.


Tune into Mazin’s Twitter for future trips down Cruz memory lane

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