WATCH: Jon Stewart Plays His “Trump” Card And Wins ( Video)

Pay no attention to the jobs I'm outsourcing behind the curtain.

Jon Stewart has 6 weeks left before he leaves the Daily Show. He started tonight’s show with the depressing news that Donald Trump has not flied the paperwork to become President. Luckily for all of us, “The Donald” made it official.

Nearly a week after announcing he was running for president, Donald Trump has made it official and filed his paperwork with the Federal Election Commission. And Jon Stewart and the Daily Show crew could not be happier.

Watch Jon Stewart light up with joy while destroying Donald Trump HERE;

 

The scary thing is that Donald Trump is outpolling all other Republican candidates in New Hampshire except for Jeb Bush, according to a new survey released Tuesday.

In a poll fielded immediately after their presidential announcements last week, Bush earned 14% of the vote in the crowded GOP field, followed by Trump with 11%. Nearly a third of respondents said they were undecided.

I guess it is hard to figure out which turd does not stink as bad as the others. Normally, I’d think it is the freshest one.

 

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