On what would normally be a joyous announcement to the world, Abstinence-only advocate Bristol Palin quietly announced that she is pregnant. Republican front-runner Jeb Bush who has suggested that we return to ye olden days of slut shaming out-of-wedlock mothers will be remarkably silent about yet another demonstration of republican’s morally bankrupt hypocrisy which preaches, “do as I say not as I do.”
TMZ reported Palin saying, “[it’s] a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you.” On her normally provocative blog where she regularly tells everyone else how to live their lives, Bristol wrote, “Honestly, I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one,” Palin wrote. “At the end of the day there’s nothing I can’t do with God by my side, and I know I am fully capable of handling anything that is put in front of me with dignity and grace.”
You might remember yet another republican hypocrite, Louisiana’s republican Senator David Cassidy also announced that his 17 year-old daughter was pregnant last July. Cassidy was one of the proponents of “abstinence only education” in Louisiana schools which has seen an explosion in teen pregnancies and STD transmissions. Cassidy also sponsored the H.R.718 — Abstinence Education Reallocation Act of 2013 so that abstinence could be implemented nationally because it was working so well in his own house.
Palin was engaged to Medal of Honor winner Dakota Meyer until last month when the nuptials were suddenly and without explanation called off. Was Bristol preggos with another man’s child? The Bible Spice camp isn’t saying but it is almost certain that Dakota Meyer is not baby-daddy but the Tundra trash is about to get one more member in the grifting potatriots of Wasilla.