Russian Mercenaries Walk Into Special Forces Buzzsaw

As we reported here last week, there was a skirmish between Russian mercenaries under orders from “Putin’s Chef” Yevgeny Prigozhin. They were ordered to take an oil field held by American special forces. The problem was that the NSA heard the communications between Prigozhin and his mercenaries and they told two friends and so on.

Initial reports had Russian numbers at 300 troops and the Russian state press said a mere 5 people were killed. Since the dust has settled it was more like 500 Russians attacked and 200 were killed according to Reuters, Bloomberg and the Pentagon.

Imagine if you will, American soldiers hearing about 500 Russians coming to attack them a couple of days before it happens. You’re in 100+ degree weather in the desert of Syria and you get that much time to prepare a welcoming committee complimented with howitzers and Apache gunships using their guns to round you up like cattle. Them Ruskies was finally gonna taste some freedom when they walked up on Uncle Sam’s finest!

What follows is the actual intercepted messages from the Russian commander who led his men into the American buzzsaw and it is absolutely hilarious. From

First clip:

“The reports that are on TV about … well, you know, about Syria and the 25 people that are wounded there from the Syrian f— army and — well … to make it short, we’ve had our asses f— kicked. So one squadron f— lost 200 people … right away, another one lost 10 people … and I don’t know about the third squadron, but it got torn up pretty badly, too … So three squadrons took a beating … The Yankees attacked … first they blasted the f— out of us by artillery, and then they took four helicopters up and pushed us in a f— merry-go-round with heavy caliber machine guns … They were all shelling the holy f— out of it, and our guys didn’t have anything besides the assault rifles … nothing at all, not even mentioning shoulder-fired SAMs or anything like that … So they tore us to pieces for sure, put us through hell, and the Yankees knew for sure that the Russians were coming, that it was us, f— Russians … Our guys were going to commandeer an oil refinery, and the Yankees were holding it … We got our f— asses beat rough, my men called me … They’re there drinking now … many have gone missing … it’s a total f— up, it sucks, another takedown … Everybody, you know, treats us like pieces of s— … They beat our asses like we were little pieces of s— … but our f— government will go in reverse now, and nobody will respond or anything, and nobody will punish anyone for this … So these are our casualties.”

Second clip:

“Out of all vehicles, only one tank survived and one BRDM [armored reconnaissance vehicle] after the attack, all other BRDMs and tanks were destroyed in the first minutes of the fight, right away.”

Third clip:

“Just had a call with a guy — so they basically formed a convoy, but did not get to their f— positions by some 300 meters. One unit moved forward, the convoy remained in place, about 300 meters from the others. The others raised the American f— flag, and their artillery started f— ours really hard. Then their f— choppers flew in and started f— everybody. Ours just running around. Just got a call from a pal, so there are about 215 f— killed. They simply rolled ours out f— hard. Made their point. What the f— ours were hoping for in there?! That they will f— run away themselves? Hoped to f— scare them away? Lots of people f— so bad [they] can’t be f— ID’d. There was no foot soldiers [on the American side]; they simply f— our convoy with artillery.”

Russia’s most prized asset in the White House has yet to do a single solitary thing to punish Russia for their acts of war and congressional Republicans who are now complicit in this treason, have done nothing.

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