A lot has been made of Donald Trump’s cabinet picks so far. For EPA head, Trump chose a guy (PRUITT) who is totally anti-environment. For a labor secretary, Trump picked a guy who would just as soon replace his human workforce with robots. In addition to that, Trump has assembled a 1 percenter crew second to none. Goldman Sachs appointees are only surpassed by Trump’s desire to appoint billionaires to his cabinet.
Kellyanne Conway explained that when Trump ‘drained the swamp’ that he simply made the ‘toads and newts’ that remained were who Trump would make his cabinet. Of course, to Trump and his minions, that is all par for the course.
Tonight, though, courtesy of Saturday Night Live, we were all introduced to Trump’s DEA pick — high school teacher Walter White. White is, of course, the main character from the famous AMC series, Breaking Bad. A show that features the life of methamphetamine dealers and users. You know, Trump voters.
Of course, to the sane amongst us, this ‘Breaking Bad’ pick might be a mistake, but to the Trump campaign and campaign chairperson, Kellyanne Conway, the pick is not bad, but ‘alt good.’
She says Walter is amazing and comes highly recommended by Steve Bannon. Trump’s pick for Chief of Staff. He and Bannon have had ‘some times’ according to White. Bannon apparently found White in the comments section of Breitbart.com. where good Presidents find their nominees.
White is all for Trump’s wall, he sees it as a way to increase American prosperity while stifling foreign competition. The way he sees it is that the ‘wall’ will give him an exclusive market. Surely, he isn’t the only caucasian entrepreneur to feel that.
He and Trump agree, it’s time to ‘Make America Cook Again.’
Featured image via screen capture from youtube.com