Bill Maher returned to his HBO mainstay, Real Time With Bill Maher after a month off. Normally, that wouldn’t be that big of a deal except that it happened to be last month. One that saw massive overhauls in White House staff including the hiring and firing of Anthony Scaramucci which Maher earlier in the show remarked how unfair it was that he didn’t even “get a shot” to tell any jokes about him.
After a great hour, Maher did his final “New Rules” commentary. This week, he focused on how the GOP and the conservative movement have completely abandoned all principles.
After some commentary and clips of people like Paul Ryan being shown to be a total hypocrite and comparisons between Trump and Obama’s golf game, Maher brought to the stage “Barack Obama.” In quotes as it was an impersonator. But even an Obama impersonator perfectly was able to show how it would “look” if 44 said what 45 does. (See video below …)
Imagine Obama saying things like:
“He;s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.”
“Sorry losers and haters. but my I.Q. is one of the highest, and you all know it.”
“I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue, shoot someone — and not lose any votes.”
“There are a lot of killers. We have a lot of killers. you think our country is so innocent?”
Or claiming to have invented expressions like “prime the pump” or talking about Frederick Douglas like he was a young and rising star.
Maher finally asks if Conservatives, if fine with all the other stuff, would be ok with Obama saying things like:
“I moved on her like a bitch. I just start kissing them, I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, you can do anything. Grab em by the pu$$y.”
Before GOPers answer, Maher reminds them that they blew a gasket when Obama commented about them clinging to bibles.
Then there’s using debate time to brag about the size of his manhood.
There’s much more, and it’s hilarious. Check out the full segment below:
Featured image via screen capture from youtube.com