It is that time again, America. Time to dust off the old barbecue grill and celebrate America. Celebrate with those you love and celebrate doing the things you do, but remember America, don’t forget who is responsible for us having such a great country.
Yes it was Jesus who made America great and thank Jesus that we have such a great Bible fearing christian like Betty Bowers to properly show us the way. She will indeed lead us back from the land of the lost.
In just a few minutes, Betty will explain everything in clear language that everyone can understand. Just make sure you pay no attention to those annoying heathen hecklers that keep interrupting Betty and try to stop her from spreading the truth that Jesus is America’s greatest founding father adn we are totally a “Christian nation.”.
Check out the undeniable proof HERE:
Now you can spread the word of truth to all those mislead atheists you know.
While you are at it, you can show those bad folks that even though the gays might have won in court recently, the christian community still has the seat of “real power.”
Check that out HERE:
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If you haven’t guessed by now, the above is satire and comedy. Have a great day, we hope you laughed 🙂