GA Cops Arrest Dangerous Cannabis Grower And Hilarity Ensues

For anyone who is not familiar with what is happening in the Red States who are still prosecuting Nixon’s evil drug war, what small departments rely on is grants from the federal government to arrest and imprison drug offenders. These Montgomery County Sheriffs were merely showing their “pride” in keeping plants from growing after they scoped out a dangerous marijuana patch from their helicopter.

A police helicopter costs about $1500 to $2000 an hour to operate.  A baker’s dozen of ‘Dunkin’s finest’ for these ‘heroes’ saving people from plants growing and where they must risk their lives to protect us from the Devil’s weed is about $10. Obviously, the Sheriffs are not in the business of confiscating diet cokes, gym equipment or Slim Fast. When out looking for dangerous plants growing, they much prefer the slim-slow method to their dangerous police work.

According to their very own account of their life-threatening arrest,

Arrest made today for Manufacturing Marijuana. Hank Ogle was arrested for several marijuana plants in various locations. For the citizens who called about the helicopter flying we thank you for your concern. The Georgia Department of Natural Resources and the Georgia State Patrol forms a task force to help rid our community of marijuana.

Hank Ogle, a ‘dangerous man’ was obviously about to consume that marijuana and go on a Funyon binge and perhaps assassinate some Oreos before these public servants worked up the courage to go stop some plants from growing and while doing a very dangerous job of stopping plants from growing, they wanted to let the public know that they were on the case and ready to sacrifice their lives to stop the dangerous marijuana plants from growing.

The public, however, did not much care for the police intrusion into poor Hank Ogle’s home by armed police and in a real change in public opinion, they let the home-invaders know what they thought of their raid and it will renew your faith in humanity.

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If you’d like to visit these fine Murikans and enjoy watching more ridicule from the most dedicated cannabis users you can imagine, drop by the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Department’s Facebook page and leave them a message if you’d like to join the fun.

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